Let’s get to the point, shall we? Have you noticed the only thing capable of slowing us down, in this day and age, is toilet paper? It invites you to sit down and immediately stop. Let brownies burn in the oven, don’t you dare talk about God if the situation presents itself and would you please turn down the T.V.? Wolf Blitzer is not helping the cause.
Books are outdated, iPhones are addictive and what’s up with those flat T.V.’s hanging on the wall? Now, toilet paper? That’s old fashion loyalty, dear. Silent, soft, and quickly forgotten it never fails to put up a good face and deal with, well? the fast and the furious.
P.S.: See how it feels to stumble upon the unbelievable when you’re innocently navigating through sites?